Talk about a downfall – just a few days ago, DeShawn Stevenson found himself hoisting an NBA Finals trophy. But yesterday, the Dallas Mavericks shooting guard finds himself behind bars.

During the Finals, Stevenson repeatedly ripped LeBron James as being classless – now DeShawn’s in the clink for the same reason, according to the Bleacher Report. A fine case of eating your own words.

The Dallas Mavericks took hold of the highly anticipated series to flatten LeBron James – the self-proclaimed “King” – and the Miami Heat in winning the NBA Finals in six games.

A brief timeline of the self-inflicted destruction of James over the past year…

1.) “The Decision”
2.) Big Three’s welcoming party
3.) Coughing fiasco
4.) Fourth quarter clutchlessness, and now this…

“All the people that was rooting on me to fail, at the end of the day they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today,” James said Sunday according to ESPN.com.

“They have the same personal problems they had today. I’m going to continue to live the way I want to live and continue to do the things that I want to do with me and my family and be happy with that. They can get a few days or a few months or whatever the case may be on being happy about not only myself, but the Miami Heat not accomplishing their goal, but they have to get back to the real world at some point.”

And being compared to Scottie Pippen over Michael Jordan by NBA greats Steve Kerr and Charles Barkley is just another dagger for James. Here’s to a most somber offseason, your Highness.

You’ve hopefully seen this YouTube sensation now – if not, meet Ted Williams, once begging for change, now signed as the radio voice of the Cleveland Cavaliers.

With a story as moving as “The Soloist,” Williams certainly has the voice talent he describes as “God-given.”

Alex Ovechkin might not be the most pleasant thing to look at, but his shot accuracy is a thing of beauty.

Aside: why don’t hockey players get their teeth fixed? I’ll accept anything but “It’s cool,” or “It’s manly.”

Chalk one up for the Nor Cal liberals – out the window goes integrity, as Berkley’s football team unsuccessfully incorporates flopping into one of the world’s manliest sports.

Classy. Gotta love some good, dishonest football.