Apr 13

The Angels have paid Albert Pujols $444,444 for his six games played and .217 average.

Apr 12

Alex Rodriguez, from the bag to the drag?

Apr 12

Andrew Bynum: 30 boards, and a bar of soap in his mouth if his mother was anywhere near.

Apr 12

Of course Mr. Weiner wants juicers in the Hall – his job depends on it.

Apr 12

1919: Curse of the Bambino begins. 2012: Curse of the Tito begins.

Apr 12

Tony Romo says he won’t be satisfied in his career until he wins a championship. There’s always Madden on ‘Rookie’ mode.

Apr 12

Zito throws a shutout, then Lincecum gets shelled again? What is this, 1983?

Apr 11

When eco-friendly plastic bags suck.

Apr 11

Cheaters never prosper, unless you’re Jessica Dorrell.

Apr 11

“Hey Kim [Kardasian], ever ridden a motorcycle?” -Bobby Petrino