Here’s how today’s dialogue typically went…

Jock #1: Guess who got locked up again?
Jock #2: I dunno, Adam “Pacman” Jones?
Jock #1: Wrong, try again…
Jock #2: A different Bengal.
Jock #1: Correct you are – Cedric Benson
Jock #2: Idiot
Jock #1: Seriously

Idiot is right. Because who knows how to recruit, draft, trade for, sign and/or retain the biggest off-the-field dingbats in all of sports? None other than the Sleaze-inatti Bengals. And a little tip for Cedric and Pacman – when there’s only one Facebook “Like” status on your player page, we all know you did it yourselves.